The Society To Prevent Forehead Butt Eradication . . . Just Say No To Botoxing Foreheads . . . Wear it Proud! The SIGN of intelligence, creativity, and all around loompadoompadoo!
Yes, it's time again for Forehead Butt People.
Yes, it's time again for Forehead Butt People.
Last time, I wrote to you about forehead butt people being creative, brilliant, all around yippee yi yo kai yay! My last inductoree into the Forehead Butt Society was Stephen King, where I also placed a photo of my own glorious forehead butt.
Today, I present to you: Benjamin Franklin - as you can see, he has a Forehead Butt . . .
If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing. ~ B. Franklin
I lifted this from the PBS website, and to read/find out more, just click on the link and go there: [Ben Franklin] was one of the most extraordinary human beings the world has ever known. Born into the family of a Boston candle maker, BenjaminFranklin became the most famous American of his time. He helped found a new nation and defined the American character. Writer, inventor, diplomat, businessman, musician, scientist, humorist, civic leader, international celebrity . . . genius. Explore the life of a remarkable man....
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Found you through Barry. Just ordered Tender Graces from the Belle Books website. (Hope that gives you a better royalty than Amazon.)
I wrote an commentary for my local NPR station in praise of WRINKLES! Long live the forehead butt!
Looking forward to my package from Belle Books.
(Note to self: when changing 'essay' to 'commentary' remember to change 'an' to 'a'. Sigh.)
Hi, Kathryn! Just found your site through Strange Fiction's blog... and I just wanted to say howdy from a fellow Louisianian (since you once lived there, it seems)!
Yay for forehead butts!
I love this concept!
I don't have the creases in the right place, mine is horizontal, not vertical. Pants.
Rather annoyingly I have a double-butt forehead, and it has cellulite.
From one butt head to another, wow, we are famous people! I am sooo impressed with us so far :)
I love both Stephen and Ben. Now what about famous women with forehead butts? :-)
Forehead butt...so wrinkly forehead is forehead butt? I'll embrace my wrinkles!
Great series! It makes us feel so much better about the annoying wrinkles. I'm thinking of starting a parallel series about brilliant myopics.
He has an excellent forehead butt. He always was an overachiever.
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