Sunday, September 6, 2009

Forehead Butt Society . . .


The Society To Prevent Forehead Butt Eradication . . . Just Say No To Botoxing Foreheads . . . Wear it Proud! The SIGN of intelligence, creativity, and all around loompadoompadoo!


Yes, it's time again for Forehead Butt People.
Last time, I wrote to you about forehead butt people being creative, brilliant, all around yippee yi yo kai yay! My last inductoree into the Forehead Butt Society was Stephen King, where I also placed a photo of my own glorious forehead butt.

Today, I present to you: Benjamin Franklin - as you can see, he has a Forehead Butt . . .
If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing. ~ B. Franklin

11 comments:

Patience-please said...

Found you through Barry. Just ordered Tender Graces from the Belle Books website. (Hope that gives you a better royalty than Amazon.)
I wrote an commentary for my local NPR station in praise of WRINKLES! Long live the forehead butt!
Looking forward to my package from Belle Books.

Patience-please said...

(Note to self: when changing 'essay' to 'commentary' remember to change 'an' to 'a'. Sigh.)

Laura Martone said...

Hi, Kathryn! Just found your site through Strange Fiction's blog... and I just wanted to say howdy from a fellow Louisianian (since you once lived there, it seems)!

Lazy Writer said...

Yay for forehead butts!

Titus said...

I love this concept!
I don't have the creases in the right place, mine is horizontal, not vertical. Pants.

Eryl Shields said...

Rather annoyingly I have a double-butt forehead, and it has cellulite.

Michelle said...

From one butt head to another, wow, we are famous people! I am sooo impressed with us so far :)

Deb Shucka said...

I love both Stephen and Ben. Now what about famous women with forehead butts? :-)

Stephanie Faris said...

Forehead butt...so wrinkly forehead is forehead butt? I'll embrace my wrinkles!

Lori said...

Great series! It makes us feel so much better about the annoying wrinkles. I'm thinking of starting a parallel series about brilliant myopics.

Debbie said...

He has an excellent forehead butt. He always was an overachiever.